Pinky Poems for Pinky People27.06.2015
Hello! My name is Sarah and I am from Vancouver, Canada! You could say I'm a little lost because I've been in Switzerland for 3 weeks and I'm not quite sure how I got here. . . One moment I'm at home, doing boring day to day stuff and the next moment I'm in the Swiss Alps doing AMAZING day to day stuff with equally AMAZING people! As corny as it sounds, I think the reason why I've been so smiley lately is because everyone here at KISC is just SO AMAZINGLY goofy and sweet and happy. There hasn't gone a day I haven't laughed with the Staff (even with Diogo as he ridicules me as I write this). The people here are no longer "staff members" to me - they're Family! The Pink Family here remind me why I love Scouting and because of them I want to share with YOU a funny poem I learned as a Cub Scout.
Here it goes!
"I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free so pay at the door,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A legless donkey was passing by,
And kicked both men right in the eye.
It knocked them over a ten foot wall,
Into a ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Then he shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man,
he saw it, too."
Watching the confused looks of your audience as they listen to the words of this paradoxical poem is quite entertaining :)