The Red Monster Chronicles
I'm Emil BP from Denmark!
I love being here at KISC as Short Term Staff - it has just been truly amazing so far. I only have one problem currently and that is the centres floor washing machine, "The Red Monster". It is an evil machine, which has been chasing me ever since I've arrived here (luckily it hasn't really succeeded yet). Today it made another attempt to kill me, but it only got a part of my left index finger, so I will probably survive... so far.
In my attempts to escape from The Red Monster, I have made a genius plan, that solves more than that one problem. The thing is, that the centres cat Olave (CH) used to live in our guest laundry, causing problems for guest with allergies, cat-o-phobia etc. That is why I spent a week in maintenance, building an extension for the chalet. The result, "Cat Chalet", can be seen under the terrase next to the reception and hold 2 seperate flats for 1 person (or cat if you like) each. It is complete with insulated walls, self-provided heating (depending on wether there is a cat inside), has a nice sign on the front and might actually be haunted! Luckily Olave loves her new home, and I take a rest in there occasionally, whenever The Red Monster is after me.
If I feel like getting completely away from The Red Monster, I really love to go skiing in one of the ski-resorts in the area (Red Monsters aren't really build for skiing slopes) if you happen to drop by for ski-week at some point this season I might be your guide, and then you are up for an awesome week :) Which you off course are, no matter which guide you get. Every experience here at KISC is just bound to be fantastic.
Hber vi ses! >>Emil BP